This past weekend, I was having one of those days. Three days in a row. I was bombarded with a seemingly unavoidable streak of bad kitchen luck, and the only thing I could do was bake my way out of it. Literally. I baked, and baked, and baked. And went to the store three times in one day. (Ok, Thom went to the store three times in one day. He's a good, good man.) Sprinkles from Iceland went to waste, along with 8 cans of coconut milk, 4 pounds of sugar and 2 bags of chocolate chips. For lack of better words, I sucked. I sucked so incredibly bad.
Those days, I spent the better part of my mornings attempting to replicate a confetti cake I made last summer. Turns out, writing recipes on the back of junk mail is not conducive to recreating those recipes in the future. Who'da thought? So, by the end of day two, I gave up on the confetti cake and decided to move on to better (read: easier) things - my version of a Twix bar. They were delicious (and tasted like the real deal, according to Thom), but the shape was all sorts of wrong (I made them in tartlet pans, which resulted in something much larger than any candy bar should be). So, I attempted to make fancy Twix bars, with crumbly vanilla bean crust and dark chocolate ganache topping. And just when I thought things were going swimmingly, I cut into one of the tartlets and the ganache decided it wanted to separate from the caramel. Not pretty, you guys. Not pretty at all. Also, I may or may not have had a meltdown on the dining room floor.
Those days, I spent the better part of my mornings attempting to replicate a confetti cake I made last summer. Turns out, writing recipes on the back of junk mail is not conducive to recreating those recipes in the future. Who'da thought? So, by the end of day two, I gave up on the confetti cake and decided to move on to better (read: easier) things - my version of a Twix bar. They were delicious (and tasted like the real deal, according to Thom), but the shape was all sorts of wrong (I made them in tartlet pans, which resulted in something much larger than any candy bar should be). So, I attempted to make fancy Twix bars, with crumbly vanilla bean crust and dark chocolate ganache topping. And just when I thought things were going swimmingly, I cut into one of the tartlets and the ganache decided it wanted to separate from the caramel. Not pretty, you guys. Not pretty at all. Also, I may or may not have had a meltdown on the dining room floor.
Defeated, I threw in the towel (both metaphorically and literally), poured myself an oversized mug of coffee, and went to take a hot bath by candlelight. The bath of shame, I like to call it. Where I attempted to wash myself clean of the negative energy and bad juju that were trapped within the confines of my body. I was sweating it out when Thom decided to come in and sit down, next to the tub. I wanted to be like HELLO! Can't you tell I'm in the midst of cleansing my body of free radicals, and shit? But instead I looked at him, hung my head, then mumbled something about being a terrible baker.
I expected him to tell me that I'm a wonderful baker and that no other baker could make his belly as happy as I do. But instead, he laughed. HE LAUGHED! (He probably threw an eye roll in there, too.) I looked at him and wanted to cry, as he told me how ridiculous I was being. And that it's completely normal to have off days every once in a while. I believe he also said something along the lines of it being healthy for one's ego. So, me and my deflated ego got out of the bath and back in the kitchen. Speculoos swirl brownies needed to be made. And so they were; made and devoured. And now I have the recipe for you. My little victory brownies.
I expected him to tell me that I'm a wonderful baker and that no other baker could make his belly as happy as I do. But instead, he laughed. HE LAUGHED! (He probably threw an eye roll in there, too.) I looked at him and wanted to cry, as he told me how ridiculous I was being. And that it's completely normal to have off days every once in a while. I believe he also said something along the lines of it being healthy for one's ego. So, me and my deflated ego got out of the bath and back in the kitchen. Speculoos swirl brownies needed to be made. And so they were; made and devoured. And now I have the recipe for you. My little victory brownies.
Today marks one year of Oh, Ladycakes! And to celebrate, I'm giving away five bottles (yes, 5) of my homemade (and organic! and fair trade!) vanilla extract. But you have to go to my Facebook page to find out the details on how to win. (Hint: look for the most recent photo of the vanilla extract.) (Second hint: it's probably the first photo on my page.) Ok, if you don't have a Facebook account (I applaud you), you can leave a comment telling me.. that you're leaving a comment to be entered to win the vanilla extract because you've successfully avoided getting roped into aforementioned social networking site. I'm still applauding you. And thinking that you deserve a bottle of vanilla extract based on that premise alone. Seriously, wow.
UPDATE: Giveaway is closed. Winners have been notified. Thanks for participating!
UPDATE: Giveaway is closed. Winners have been notified. Thanks for participating!
Notes: You can use any flour you want. I've used whole wheat, unbleached and gluten free (not that it matters, as speculoos spread contains gluten) - but I liked the spelt version the best. I know people are going to ask about substituting coconut oil, but here's the thing - I haven't tried it. So, proceed with caution. And yes, you can substitute any variety of sugar; coconut, sucanat, maple, whatever your little belly desires.
SPECULOOS SWIRL BROWNIES
1 1/4 cup spelt flour
1/2 cup cacao powder
3/4 tsp fine sea salt
1/4 tsp baking soda
2 tbsp flax meal
1/4 cup filtered water6 tbsp non-hyrdogenated shortening
1/2 cup chocolate chips
1 1/4 cup cane sugar
1 tsp pure vanilla extract
1/2 cup almond milk
2-4 tbsp speculoos spread, melted
Preheat oven to 350˚F. Line a 9" round (or square) baking pan with parchment paper; set aside. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, cacao powder, salt and baking soda; set aside. In a small bowl, stir together the flax meal and water; put in freezer to set. In a double boiler over medium heat, stir together the shortening, chocolate chips, sugar and vanilla extract. Don't worry about really stirring it until the shortening and chocolate start to melt. Once they do, stir just until the mixture is combined. Remove from heat and stir in the almond milk.Create a well in the center of the flour mixture and pour in the flax mixture and chocolate mixture; stir with a wooden spoon until combined, then whisk until smooth. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and level with the back of a spoon. Drizzle melted speculoos over batter then swirl using the end of a knife (or your finger). Wrap pan on the countertop a few times until the batter is level. Bake at 350˚F for 24-26 minutes. Allow to cool in pan. Store in an air tight container for up to five days.
Yield: 8 slices
You rock lady! these look awesome!!!!
ReplyDeleteI too have been to that not-so-lovely place of lying on my flour-covered kitchen floor about to have a meltdown over failed baking attempts. It's not pretty. And yes, I too learned that everyone has off days and that we just move on. Love your blog and love these delicious brownies! Congrats on 1 year!!
ReplyDeleteAww I think we've all had those days in the kitchen but you battle back for sure! Those brownies look amazing and I've always wanted to try speculoos! Nice job :) And yes, Thom is a good man, ha!
ReplyDeletethom reminds me a lot of dayv. he gives the complete and honest truth during meltdowns, but it always makes me feel better. and usually he throws something comical in there ;)
ReplyDeletehappy one year anniversary ;) i'd love a bottle of your world famous vanilla extract.
Thanks for this post! I love baking, but naturally I am a better cook, so it's common that about 50% of the time my baking experiments go badly. I remember when I first started blogging I would become so frustrated because of days like those you are describing. My friends and family would tell me that everyone has bad baking and cooking days, it's just that they don't write about it, so I'm glad you did! It allows us all to have a little more patience!
ReplyDeleteI am not on facebook (maybe not the best move for a blogger), but I would still love to enter the giveaway!
Thanks again for continuously posting such beautiful and down to earth posts!
I love that label.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about you, but it always feels like my kitchen failures condense into a terrible streak like that, never paced out nicely. You're a trooper for powering through it! And I appreciate that you shared your "failures" (I like to call them learning experiences, ha ha), it's nice to know I'm not the only one who goes through that sometimes. And hey, brownies! Too bad you can't get speculoos around here, though I've made the cookies before and they're great. :)
ReplyDeleteSpeculoos and brownies sounds like a great combination!
ReplyDeleteI had a really bad baking day last week. It's still haunting my dreams. I managed to drop a 5 pound glass jar of melted coconut oil. It shattered. I cut my fingers three times trying to clean up the sharp oily mess. Lesson learned, sometimes plastic can be ok.
These brownies look awesome, I've never been able to get them as 'brownie-looking' as yours. I'm definitely going to try this recipe :)
ReplyDeleteDespite your off day of baking this looks pretty fantastical! I want to hang out with you. Weird? Oh well. I also want some vanilla. Going to stalk your FB page.
ReplyDeleteThis lady is facebookless but would LOVE to enter to win some 'o dat vanilla!
ReplyDelete:) Thanks! love, love, love this blog.
Too bad about the baking disasters and the pretty confetti sprinkles! That's why I rarely come up with my own recipes... I KNOW i'd mess it up. But it sounds like Thom is super supportive. I hope he got some of those awesome looking brownies.
ReplyDeleteI have to give you kudos for hanging in and making these yummy looking brownies! I will try it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, please enter me to win a bottle of your fabulous vanilla. Thanks!
I totally feel you on the bad luck backing streak. There are days where my trashcan looks like a graveyard of kitchen disasters (learning experiences). Thom is so sweet- I loved his little bath time pep talk. :-)
ReplyDeleteThese brownies look absolutely divine! I'm off to your FB page to try and get me some vanilla!
Happy Birthday Oh LadyCakes! Congrats. What an accomplishment!
ReplyDeleteI have had my fair share of baking days like the ones you describe. So frustrating. WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF OUR KITCHENS BE THE BEST TASTING THINGS EVER?! But can I just say, these look freaking amazing! And Thom sounds so sweet.
My oh my have I had those days. Where I swear I'll never bake another thing because I'm horrible. I hate those days but good stuff comes out of them. Hello, these brownies loook deeVINE! Happy 1 year. You are going to do great things in the years ahead. I can see it!
ReplyDeleteWhoop! for 1 year of awesomeness. And for failure baking that isn't a total failure because you can generally eat it anyway. And for victory brownies. HOW HAVE I NOT HAD SPECULOOS YET? Where do you fancy people get it?!?!
ReplyDeleteI think these might look like the best brownies I've ever seen! Thanks to The Faux Martha for introducing me to your gorgeous blog :-)
ReplyDeleteThe bath of shame - ha! Well it seemed to work, these brownies are A+...and yes we ALL have off days & good baking intentions gone bad (it really should be a show), so you are not alone :)
ReplyDeleteHappy 1 year Anniversary to Oh, Ladycakes!
You are great baker, every recipe I've tried has been delicious! Can't wait to make these! And I would love some of your vanilla...and I have successfully avoided face book!
ReplyDeleteYou are great baker, every recipe I've tried has been delicious! Can't wait to make these! And I would love some of your vanilla...and I have successfully avoided face book!
ReplyDeleteBecause one can never have too much organic, local vanilla made by Ashlae! Hope I win some in honor of your one year (really? only one year?) Blogiversary!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I have some Speculoos that I never quite used up...
XOXO!
Girl, you could never be a bad baker. For one thing, it's in your genes (your lovely Oma, right?) and for another, you've had this successful baking blog called OhLadycakes here now for, oh yeah, ONE FREAKING WHOLE YEAR! Obviously you're good at baking. Suck it up woman!
ReplyDeleteTough love. I mean the best, really :)
But honestly - your blog is very much loved. As are you.
On another note: why the hell have I never tried Speculoos anyway? I wanna try! But then again, you got me hooked on JPB cups already so I'm not sure if I should. Sneaky, sneaky. I shall not try it!
But maybe if I ever pass it, I'll just accidentally drop some into my basket..we'll see.
Oh and I'm not entering for the vanilla, even though I used all mine up after like, the first few weeks. And it really is incredible. But I have something coming in the mail for you tomorrow.
ReplyDeletePEAL YOUR EYES AND KEEP THEM PEALED!
Happy first anniversary to Ohladycakes! I love your blog so much...you always have amazing recipe, funny posts to read and beautiful photos ! Every time I tried a recipe from your blog, it was delicious! I can't wait to try this delicious looking brownie!!
ReplyDeleteThis is one good looking brownie cake! Congratulations on your anniversary!
ReplyDeletewowza 8 cans of coconut milk and 4 pounds of sugar! are nothing in front of these swirly brownie goodness! happy blogoversary!
ReplyDeleteThis looks fantastic...but now all I have is twix on the mind! Please tell me you're still working on that?:)
ReplyDeleteAwww, bath of shame. Everyone has a bad day - I'm glad that you're back on track. :) I'd love to win a bottle of your vanilla - no Facebook account for me to enter though.
ReplyDeleteKitchen fails get me down, too. These brownies look like mega winners, though! I got my first taste of speculoos the other day and I all I can say is that these brownies would be far too dangerous to keep in my kitchen. Anyway, happy blog birthday, love what you're doing here!
ReplyDeleteplease enter me to win a bottle of your fabulous vanilla. thank you eclairre(at)ymail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! These look SOOO delicious!
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Wow, those look seriously amazing. I wish I'd notice the competition earlier! As a non-facebook person I love that you had another option for entering!
ReplyDeleteMmmm yum yum! This one definitely looks so yummy! I will definitely give this recipe a try soon! And yes, like what you've said, I will be substituting it with coconut oil and will just proceed with caution. Thanks for sharing this wonderful recipe! :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful cake and even more beautiful pictures. I love the macro pic with the spoon!
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